The world's wit and humor: an encyclopedia of the classic wit and humor of all ages and nations, Volumen12Lionel Strachey Review of reviews Company, 1906 |
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... dear , " " Sit on a good man's grave at early light , And with the dew fresh - fallen over night Thrice bathe your hands , your knee - joints thrice : ' Twill cure you in a trice . Remember her who gave you this advice . " The patient ...
... dear , " " Sit on a good man's grave at early light , And with the dew fresh - fallen over night Thrice bathe your hands , your knee - joints thrice : ' Twill cure you in a trice . Remember her who gave you this advice . " The patient ...
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... : your conscientious rib Has not yet taught the pretty dear to fib . So slowly you walk , and so quickly you eat , You should march with your mouth , and devour with your feet . Quoth gallant Fritz , " I ran away To fight 33 Ephraim ...
... : your conscientious rib Has not yet taught the pretty dear to fib . So slowly you walk , and so quickly you eat , You should march with your mouth , and devour with your feet . Quoth gallant Fritz , " I ran away To fight 33 Ephraim ...
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... dear friend . I come to com- plain of your father's fickleness . I come to ask an explana- tion from you , on which my whole happiness will depend . Da . Oh , I could see at once , from your manner , that my father's presence had ...
... dear friend . I come to com- plain of your father's fickleness . I come to ask an explana- tion from you , on which my whole happiness will depend . Da . Oh , I could see at once , from your manner , that my father's presence had ...
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... dear , and good advice Could not be had for any price . Then " Wo is me ! " " Oh , misery ! " What shrieks of lamentation ! And " Kyrie Eleison ! " cried The pastors , and the flock replied , " Lord , save us from starvation ! " " Oh ...
... dear , and good advice Could not be had for any price . Then " Wo is me ! " " Oh , misery ! " What shrieks of lamentation ! And " Kyrie Eleison ! " cried The pastors , and the flock replied , " Lord , save us from starvation ! " " Oh ...
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... dear husband on her back , All snugly seated in a sack ! Full many a sprig of court , the joke Not relishing , protested , And urged the king ; but Conrad spoke : " A monarch's word must not be broke ! " And there the matter rested ...
... dear husband on her back , All snugly seated in a sack ! Full many a sprig of court , the joke Not relishing , protested , And urged the king ; but Conrad spoke : " A monarch's word must not be broke ! " And there the matter rested ...
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Página 127 - THERE lived a sage in days of yore And he a handsome pigtail wore ; But wondered much and sorrowed more Because it hung behind him. He mused upon this curious case, And swore he'd change the pigtail's place, And have it hanging at his face, Not dangling there behind him. Says he, " The mystery I've found, — I'll turn me round.
Página 128 - I'll turn me round," — he turned him round, But still it hung behind him. Then round and round, and out and in, All day the puzzled sage did spin; In vain — it mattered not a pin — The pigtail hung behind him.
Página 52 - ... leagues an hour, when fortunately the cable broke, and we lost both the whale and the anchor. However, upon our return to Europe, some months after, we found the same whale within a few leagues of the same spot, floating dead upon the water ; it measured above half a mile in length. As we could take but a small quantity of .such a monstrous animal on board, we got our boats out, and with much difficulty cut off his head, where, to our great joy, we found the anchor, and above forty fathoms of...
Página 49 - It is not easy to conceive my astonishment to find myself in the midst of a village, lying in a churchyard; nor was my horse to be seen, but I heard him soon after neigh somewhere above me. On looking upwards, I beheld him hanging by his bridle to the weathercock of the steeple.
Página 260 - Twas a father wise and godly. Sang it so long ago. Then sing as Doctor Luther sang, As Doctor Luther sang, Who loves not wine, woman, and song, He is a fool his whole life long.
Página 174 - ... scourgings which they and their works received from the town newspaper, called out clamorously for a literary censorship. On the other hand, the editor of the newspaper prayed for unlimited freedom of the press and abolition of the law of libel. Certainly the Count Fitz-Hum must have had the happiest art of reconciling contradictions, and insinuating hopes into the most desperate cases : for the petitioners, one and all, quitted his presence delighted and elevated with hope. Possibly one part...
Página 50 - He blew with all his might ; but his endeavors were in vain, he could not make the horn sound, which was unaccountable and rather unfortunate, for soon after we found ourselves in the presence of another coach coming the other way : there was no proceeding ; however, I got out of my carriage, and being pretty strong, placed it, wheels and all, upon my head...
Página 259 - He has not maid, nor blooming wife ; Nor child has he to raise his hope — I would not wish to be the Pope. The Sultan better pleases me, His is a life of jollity; His wives are many as he will — I would the Sultan's throne then fill.
Página 51 - ... particularly was pressed into my stomach, where it continued some months, before it recovered its natural situation. Whilst we were all in a state of astonishment at the general and unaccountable confusion in which we were involved, the whole was suddenly explained, by the appearance of a large whale, who had been basking asleep within sixteen feet of the surface of the water. This animal was so much displeased with the disturbance which our ship had given him, (for in our passage we had with...
Página 45 - ... by his oppressive and infamous impositions. The very goods which he had thus taken from them were spoiling in his stores, while the poor wretches from whom they were plundered were pining in poverty. Though the destruction of this tyrant was accidental, the people chose the cucumber-gatherers for their governors, as a mark of their gratitude for destroying, though accidentally, their late tyrant. After we had repaired the damages we sustained in this remarkable storm, and taken leave of the new...