Plump as partridge was I known, I melancholy as a cat Am kept awake to weep; Hard is her heart as Aint or ftone; The God of love at her approach Hearts found as any bell or roach Ay me! as thick hops or hail, The fine men crowd about her: But foon as dead as a door-nail Strait as my leg her shape appears; My heart would be fcot-free from cares, As As fine as five-pence is her mien; As foft as pap her kiffes are; As fmooth as glafs, as white as curds, Sharp as a needle are her words; Her wit like pepper bites. Brisk as a body-louse fhe trips, Round as the globe her breast. Full as an egg was I with glee, Good lord! how all men envy'd me! But falfe as hell, fhe, like the wind, If I and Molly could agree, Let who would take Peru! Till you grow tender as a chick, Let us like burs together stick, You'll know me truer than a dye, Sure as a gun, she'll drop a tear, Being a new ballad, fhewing how Mr. Jonathan Wild's throat was cut from ear to ear with a penknife by Mr. Blake, alias Bluefkin, the bold highwayman, as he flood at his trial in the Old-Baily, 1725. To the Tune of the Cut-purse. I. YE gallants of Newgate, whose fingers are nice In diving in pockets, or cogging of dice; Ye fharpers fo rich, who can buy off the noose, Ye honefter poor rogues, who die in your shoes, Attend and draw near, Good news ye fhall hear, How Jonathan's throat was cut from ear to ear, How Bluefkin's fharp penknife hath set you at ease, Andev'ry man round me may rob, if he please. II. When to the Old-Baily this Bluefkin was led, He held up his hand; his indictment was read; Loud rattled his chains; near him Jonathan ftood; For full forty pounds was the price of his blood. Then, hopeless of life, He drew his penknife, And made a fad widow of Jonathan's wife. But forty pounds paid her her grief fhall appeafe; And ev'ry manround me may rob, if he please. III. Some fay there are courtiers of higheft renown, Who fteal the king's gold, and leave him but a crown: Some fay there are peers, and fome parlia ment-men, Who meet once a year to rob courtiers agen. Let them all take their swing To pillage the king, And get a blue ribbon, instead of a string. Now Bluefkin's fharp penknife hath set you at ease; And ev'ry man round me may rob, if he please. IV. Knaves of old, to hide guilt by their cunning inventions, Call'd briberies grants, and plain robberies penfions: Physicians and lawyers (who take their degrees Tobe learned rogues)call'd their pilfering fees. |