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AFTER

THE TOWN GOES

DRY

BY

HENRY C. TAYLOR

WITH COVER AND CARTOONS

BY

"KING" OF THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE

CHICAGO

THE HOWELL PUBLISHING COMPANY

KC6120

HARVARD UNIVERSITY LIBRARY

43366

COPYRIGHT 1919

BY

THE HOWELL PUBLISHING COMPANY

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

First Edition Published March, 1919

HAMMOND PRESS W. B. CONKEY COMPANY

CHICAGO

PREFACE

At the present writing, prohibition is the subject of the hour and is necessarily made the basis of many jokes and stories. AFTER THE TOWN GOES DRY does not intend to take either side of this big question, but has simply looked at the funny angles of the situations which have arisen and which will arise out of the "bone dry" law. If any of the material in this little book takes the opposite of your view-put the reverse on the story and laugh, chuckle or grin. If you do this, the book is worth while and will have served its purpose.

AFTER

THE TOWN GOES DRY

July 1, 1919

"Looks like rain today!"
"Yes, and it tastes like it, too."

*

SOLACE

"Whiskey has killed more people than bullets."

"Just the same, I'd rather be full of whiskey than bullets," said he.

*

Kisses are intoxicating. Come on, let's get soused.

Pretty hard to get a room with bath these days, isn't it?

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