O the girls began to scrame And upset the milk and crame; And the honorable gintlemin, they cursed and swore : And Mitchil of Belfast, "Twas he that looked aghast, 'Twas he was the boy didn't fail, When they roasted him in effigy by This Larry would swallow a pail. Shannon shore. O the lovely tay was spilt On that day of Ireland's guilt; Says Jack Mitchil, "I am kilt! Boys, where's the back door? "Tis a national disgrace: Let me go and veil me face;" And he boulted with quick pace from the Shannon shore. "Cut down the bloody horde!" Says Meagher of the sword, "This conduct would disgrace any blackamore; But the best use Tommy made Of his famous battle blade Was to cut his own stick from the Shannon shore. Immortal Smith O'Brine Was raging like a line; "Twould have done your sowl good to have heard him roar; In his glory he arose, And he rushed upon his foes, But they hit him on the nose by the Shannon shore. Then the Futt and the Dthragoons In squadthrons and platoons, With their music playing chunes, down upon us bore; And they bate the rattatoo, But the Peelers came in view, And ended the shaloo on the Shannon shore. Oh, many a night at the bowl, Where's there's dthrink of the best, For 'twas he made the noggin to rowl. THE BALLADS OF POLICEMAN X. THE WOFLE NEW BALLAD OF | No sooner on this message Mrs. Roney AN igstrawnary tail I vill tell you this I stood in the Court of A'Beckett the Vere Mrs. Jane Roney, a vidow, I see, This Mary was pore and in misery once, And kind Mrs. Roney gave Mary all Mrs. Roney kep Mary for ever so many veeks, (Her conduct disgusted the best of all Beax,) was sped, Than hup gits vicked Mary, and jumps out a bed; She kep her for nothink, as kind as last Thursday, in Lambeth, ven whom should she see this Mary, as had acted so ungrateful to she? That all my plans should break in my ands, And should on me recoil? "My state I fenced about Vith baynicks and vith guns; Rich vives I got my sons; And So, vith arp and woice, O glorious England's Queend! Because you out are cleaned. "O Prins, so brave and stout, I stand before your gate; Pray send a trifle hout To me, your pore old Vait; Or else we'd gained the day. "Next day the Pleacemen came They took her tailor-mann: To Newgit in the Wann. "In that etrocious Cort "O Halbert, Appy Prince! With children round your knees, For nothink could be vuss than it's O think of me, the old Cuffee, been along vith us In this year Forty-eight." Beyond the solt solt seas! "Although I'm hold and black, And never no more vill break the Lor, The tailer thus did close (A pore old blackymore rogue), When a dismal gent uprose, And spoke with Hirish brogue: "I'm Smith O'Brine, of Royal Line, Descended from Rory Ogue. "When great O'Connle died, That man whom all did trust, "The glorious Hirish Crown,' |