same time darting his head, (which some modern heroes of the lower class use, like the battering-ram of the ancients, for a weapon of offence; another reason to admire the cunningness of nature, in composing it of those impenetrable materials,) dashing his head, I say, into the stomach of Adams, he tumbled him on his back; and not having any regard to the laws of heroism, which would have restrained him from any farther attack on his enemy till he was again on his legs, he threw himself upon him, and laying hold on the ground with his left hand, he with his right belaboured the body of Adams till he was weary, and indeed till he concluded (to use the language of fighting)" that he had done his business;" or in the language of poetry, "that he had sent him to the shades below;" in plain English," that he was dead." But Adams, who was no chicken, and could bear a drubbing as well as any boxing champion in the universe, lay still only to watch his opportunity; and now perceiving his antagonist to pant with his labours, he exerted his utmost force at once, and with such success, that he overturned him, and became his superior; when, fixing one of his knees in his breast, he cried out in an exulting voice, "It is my turn now:" and after a few minutes constant application, he gave him so dexterous a blow just under his chin, that the fellow no longer retained any motion, and Adams began to fear he had struck him once too often; for he often asserted, "He should be concerned to have the blood of even the wicked upon him." 66 66 Adams got up, and called aloud to the young woman: Be of good cheer, damsel," said he, you are no longer in danger of your ravisher, who, I am terribly afraid, lies dead at my feet; but God forgive me what I have done in defence of innocence." The poor wretch, who had been some time in recovering strength enough to rise, and had afterwards, during the engagement, stood trembling, being disabled by fear even from running away, hearing her champion was victorious, came up to him, but not without apprehensions even of her deliverer; which, however, she was soon relieved from, by his courteous behaviour and gentle words. They were both standing by the body, which lay motionless on the ground, and which Adams wished to see stir much more than the woman did, when he earnestly begged her to tell him, by what misfortune she came, at such a time of night, into so lonely a place? She acquainted him, she was travelling towards London, and had accidentally met with the person from whom he had delivered her, who told her he was likewise on his journey to the same place, and would keep her company; an offer which, suspecting no harm, she had accepted: that he told her, they were at a small distance from an inn where she might take up her lodging that evening, and he would shew her a nearer way to it than by following the road. That if she had suspected him, (which she did not, he spoke so kindly to her,) being alone on these downs in the dark, she had no human means to avoid him; that therefore she put her whole trust in Providence, and walked on, expecting every moment to arrive at the inn; when, on a sudden, being come to those bushes, he desired her to stop, and after some rude kisses, which she resisted, and some entreaties, which she rejected, he laid violent hands on her, and was attempting to execute his wicked will, when, she thanked God, he timely came up and prevented him. Adams encouraged her for saying she had put her whole trust in Providence, and told her, he doubted not but Providence had sent him to her deliverance, as a reward for that trust. He wished, indeed, he had not deprived the wicked wretch of life, but God's will be done : he said, he hoped the goodness of his intention would excuse him in the next world, and he trusted in her evidence to acquit him in this. He was then silent, and began to consider with himself, whether it would be properer to make his escape, or to deliver himself into the hands of justice; which meditation ended, as the reader will see in the next chapter. CHAP. X. Giving an account of the strange catastrophe of the preceding adventure, which drew poor Adams into fresh calamities; and who the woman was, who owed the preservation of her chastity to his victorious arm. THE silence of Adams, added to the darkness of the night and loneliness of the place, struck dreadful apprehensions into the poor woman's mind: she began to fear as great an enemy in her deliverer, as he had delivered her from; and as she had not light enough to discover the age of Adams, and the benevolence visible in his countenance, she suspected he had used her as some very honest men have their country; and had rescued her out of the hands of one rifler, in order to rifle her himself. Such were the suspicions she drew from his silence; but indeed, they were ill-grounded. He stood over his vanquished enemy, wisely weighing in his mind the objections which might be made to either of the two methods of proceeding mentioned in the last chapter, his judgment sometimes inclining to the one, and sometimes to the other; for both seemed to him so equally adviseable, and so equally dangerous, that probably he would have ended his days, at least two or three of them, on that very spot, before he had taken any resolution: at length he lifted up his eyes, and spied a light at a distance, to which he instantly addressed himself with "Heus tu, traveller, heus tu!" He presently heard several voices, and perceived the light approaching toward him. The persons who attended the light, began some to laugh, others to sing, and others to halloo, at which the woman testified some fear, (for she had concealed her suspicions of the parson himself,) but Adams said, "Be of good cheer, damsel, and repose thy trust in the same Providence which hath hitherto protected thee, and never will forsake the innocent." These people who now approached were no other, reader, than a set of young fellows, who came to these bushes in pursuit of a diversion which they call bird-baiting. This, if thou art ignorant of it, (as, perhaps, if thou hast never travelled beyond Kensington, Islington, Hackney, or the Borough, thou mayest be,) I will inform thee, is performed by holding a large clap-net before a lantern, and at the same time beating the bushes: for the birds, when they are disturbed from their places of rest, or roost, immediately make to the light, and so are enticed within the net. Adams immediately told them what had happened, and desired them to hold the lantern to the face of the man on the ground, for he feared he had smote him fatally. But, indeed, his fears were frivolous; for the fellow, though he had been stunned by the last blow he received, had long since recovered his senses, and, finding himself quit of Adams, had listened attentively to the discourse between him and the young woman; for whose departure he had patiently waited, that he might likewise withdraw himself, having no longer hopes of succeeding in his desires, which were moreover almost as well cooled by Mr Adams, as they could have been by the young woman herself, had he obtained his utmost wish. This fellow, who had a readiness at improving any accident, thought he might now play a better part than that of a dead man; and, accordingly, the moment the candle was held to his face, he leapt up, and laying hold on Adams, cried out, "No, villain, I am not dead, though you and your wicked whore might well think me so, after the barbarous cruelties you have exercised on me.-Gentlemen," said he, "you are luckily come to the assistance of a poor traveller, who would otherwise have been robbed and murdered by this vile man and woman, who led me hither out of my way from the high-road, and both falling on me have used me as you see.' Adams was going to answer, when one of the young fellows cried, "D-n them, let's carry them both before the justice." The poor woman began to tremble, and Adams lifted up his voice, but in vain. Three or four of them laid hands on him, and one holding the lantern to his face, they all agreed, he had the most villainous countenance they ever beheld; and an attorney's clerk, who was one of the company, declared, he was sure he had remembered him at the bar. As to the woman, her hair was dishevel led in the struggle: and her nose had bled so, that they could not perceive whether she was handsome or ugly, but they said, her fright plainly discovered her guilt. And searching her pockets, as they did those of Adams, for money, which the fellow said he had lost, they found in her pocket a purse with some gold in it, which abundantly convinced them, especially as the fellow offered to swear to it. Mr Adams was found to have no more than one halfpenny about hin. This, the clerk said, was a great presumption that he was an old offender, by cunningly giving all the booty to the woman. To which all the rest readily assented. This accident promising them better sport than what they had proposed, they quitted their intention of catching birds, and unanimously resolved to proceed to the justice with the offenders. Being informed what a desperate fellow Adams was, they tied his hands behind him; and having hid their nets among the bushes, and the lantern being carried before them, they placed the two prisoners in their front, and then began their march: Adams not only submitting patiently to his own fate, but comforting and encouraging his companion under her sufferings. Whilst they were on their way, the clerk informed the rest, that this adventure would prove a very beneficial one: for that they would be all entitled to their proportions of £80 for apprehending the robbers. This occasioned a contention concerning the parts which they had severally borne in taking them; one insisting, he ought to have the greatest share, for he had first laid his hands on Adams; another claiming a superior part, for having first held the lantern to the man's face on the ground, by which, he said, the whole was discovered. The clerk claimed four fifths of the reward, for having proposed to search theprisoners; and likewise the carrying them before the justice: he said, indeed, in strict justice, he ought to have the whole. These claims, however, they at last consented to refer to a future decision, but seemed all to agree that the clerk was intitled to a moiety. They then debated what money should be allotted to the young fellow who had been employed only in holding the nets. He very modestly said, that he did not apprehend any large proportion would fall to his share; but hoped they would allow him something: he desired them to consider, that they had assigned their nets to his care, which prevented him from being as forward as any in laying hold of the robbers; (for so these innocent people were called ;) that if he had not occupied the nets, some other must: concluding, however, that he should be contented with the smallest share imaginable, and should think that rather their bounty than his merit. But they were all unanimous in excluding him from any part whatever, the clerk particularly swearing, if they gave him a shilling, they might do what they pleased with the rest; for he would not concern himself with the affair. This contention was so hot, and so totally engaged the attention of all the parties, that a dexterous nimble thief, had he been in Mr Adams's situation, would have taken care to have given the justice no trouble that evening. Indeed it required not the art of a Shepherd to escape, especially as the darkness of the night would have so much befriended him: but Adams trusted rather to his innocence than his heels, and without thinking of flight, which was easy, or resistance, (which was impossible, as there were six lusty young fellows, besides the villain himself, present,) he walked with perfect resignation the way they thought proper to conduct him. Adams frequently vented himself in ejaculations during their journey; at last poor Joseph Andrews occurring to his mind, he could not refrain sighing forth his name, which being heard by his companion in affliction, she cried, with some vehemence, "Sure I should know that voice; you cannot, certainly, sir, be Mr Abraham Adams ?" "Indeed, damsel," says he," that is my name; there is something also in your voice, which persuades me I have heard it before." "La, sir," says she, "don't you remember poor Fanny?" "How, Fanny!" answered Adams, "indeed I very well remember you; what can have brought you hither?" "I have told you, sir," replied she, "I was travelling towards London; but I thought you mentioned Joseph Andrews, pray what is become of him ?" "I left him, child, this afternoon," said Adams, " in the stage-coach, in his way towards our parish, whither he is going to see you." "To see me! La, sir," answered Fanny, "sure you jeer me; what should he be going to see me for?" "Can you ask that?" replied Adams. "I hope, Fanny, you are not inconstant; I assure you he deserves much better of you." "La! Mr Adams," said she, "what is Mr Joseph to me? I am sure I never had any thing to say to him, but as one fellow servant might to another." "I am sorry to hear this," said Adams; "a virtuous passion for a young man, is what no woman need be ashamed of. You either do not tell me truth, or you are false to a very worthy man." Adams then told her what had happened at the inn, to which she listened very attentively; and a sigh often escaped from her, notwithstanding her utmost endeavours to the contrary; nor could she prevent herself from asking a thousand questions, which would have assured any one but Adams, who never saw farther into people than they desired to let him, of the truth of a passion she endeavoured to conceal. Indeed, the fact was, that this poor girl having heard of Joseph's misfortune by some of the servants belonging to the coach which we have formerly mentioned to have stopt at the inn while the poor youth was confined to his bed, that instant abandoned the cow she was milking, and taking with her a little bundle of clothes under her arm, and all the money she was worth in her own purse, without consulting any one, immediately set forward, in pursuit of one whom, notwithstanding her shyness to the parson, she loved with inexpressible violence, though with the purest and most delicate passion. This shyness therefore, as we trust it will recommend her character to all our female readers, and not greatly surprise such of our males as are well acquainted with the younger part of the other sex, we shall not give ourselves any trouble to vindicate. CHAP. XI. What happened to them while before the Justice. A chapter very full of learning. THEIR fellow-travellers were so engaged in the hot dispute concerning the division of the reward for apprehending these innocent people, that they attended very little to their discourse. They were now arrived at the justice's house, and had sent one of his servants to acquaint his worship, that they had taken two robbers, and brought them before him. The justice, who was just returned from a fox-chase, and had not yet finished his dinner, ordered them to carry the prisoners into the stable, whither they were attended by all the servants in the house, and all the people in the neighbourhood, who flocked together to see them with as much curiosity as if there was something uncommon to be seen, or that a rogue did not look like other people. The justice now being in the height of his mirth and his cups, bethought himself of the prisoners; and telling his company he believed they should have good sport in their examination, he ordered them into his presence. They had no sooner entered the room, than he began to revile them, saying, That robberies on the highway were now grown so frequent, that people could not sleep safely in their beds, and assured them they both should be made examples of at the ensuing assizes. After he had gone on some time in this manner, he was reminded by his clerk, that it would be proper to take the depositions of the witnesses against them; which he bid him do, and he would light his pipe in the mean time. Whilst the clerk was employed in writing down the deposition of the fellow who had pretended to be robbed, the justice employed himself in cracking jests on poor Fanny, in which he was seconded by all the company at table. One asked, whether she was to be indicted for a highwayman? Another whispered in her ear, if she had not provided herself a great belly, he was at her service. A third said, he warranted she was a relation of Turpin. To which one of the company, a great wit, shaking his head, and then his sides, answered, he be lieved she was nearer related to turpis ; at which there was an universal laugh. They were proceeding thus with the poor girl, when somebody smoking the cassock peeping forth from under the great coat of Adams, cried out, "What have we here, a parson?" "How, sirrah," says the justice," do you go a robbing in the dress of a clergyman? let me tell you, your habit will not entitle you to the benefit of the clergy." "Yes," said the witty fellow," he will have one bene fit of clergy, he will be exalted above the heads of the people:" at which there was a second laugh. And now the witty spark, seeing his jokes take, began to rise in spirits; and turning to Adams, challenged him to cap verses, and provoking him by giving the first blow, he repeated, Molle meum levibus cord est vilebile telis. Upon which Adams, with a look of ineffable contempt, told him, he deserved scourging for his pronunciation. The witty fellow answered, "What do you deserve, doctor, for not being able to answer the first time? Why I'll give you one, you blockhead, with an S. Si licet, ut fulvum spectatur in ignibus haurum. "What, can'st not with an M neither? Thou art a pretty fellow for a parson. Why didst not steal some of the parson's Latin, as well as his gown?" Another at the table then answered, "If he had, you would have been too hard for him: I remember you at the college a very devil at this sport: I have seen you catch a fresh man; for nobody that knew you would engage with you." "I have forgot those things now," cried the wit; "I believe I could have done pretty well formerly.-Let's see, what did I end with -an M again-ay Mars, Bacchus, Apollo, virorum. I could have done it once."-" Ah! evil betide you, and so you can now," said the other, "nobody in this country will undertake you." Adams could hold no longer; "Friend," said he," I have a boy not above eight years old, who would instruct thee, that the last verse runs thus: Ut sunt divorum, Mars, Bacchus, Apollo, viro rum. "I'll hold thee a guinea of that," said the wit, throwing the money on the table.- -"And I'll go your halves," cries the other. "Done," answered Adams; but on applying to his pocket, he was forced to retract, and own he had no money about him; which set them all a-laughing, and confirmed the triumph of his adversary, which was not moderate, any more than the ap probation he met with from the whole company, who told Adams he must go a little longer to school, before he attempted to attack that gentleman in Latin. The clerk having finished the depositions, as well of the fellow himself, as of those who apprehended the prisoners, delivered them to the justice; who having sworn the several witnesses, without reading a syllable, ordered his clerk to make the mittimus. Adams then said, he hoped he should not be condemned unheard. "No, no," cries the justice," you will be asked what you have to say for yourself when you come on your trial: we are not trying you now; I shall only commit you to gaol; if you can prove your innocence at 'Size, you will be found Ignoramus, and so no harm done." "Is it no punishment, sir, for an innocent man to lie several months in gaol?". cries Adams: "I beg you would at least hear me before you sign the mittimus." "What signifies all you can say?" says the justice, "is it not here in black and white against you? I must tell you, you are a very impertinent fellow, to take up so much of my time.-So make haste with his mittimus." The clerk now acquainted the justice, that among other suspicious things, as a penknife, &c. found in Adams's pocket, they had discoverphers; for no one could read a word in it. "Ay," ed a book, written, as he apprehended, in cysays the justice," the fellow may be more than a common robber, he may be in a plot against the government-Produce the book." Upon which the poor manuscript of Eschylus, which Adams had transcribed with his own hand, was brought forth; and the justice looking at it shook his head, and turning to the prisoner, asked the meaning of those cyphers. "Cyphers!" answered Adams, "it is a manuscript of Eschylus." "Who? who?" said the justice. Adams repeated, "Eschylus." "That is an outlandish name," cried the clerk. "A fictitious name rather, I be lieve," said the justice. One of the company declared it looked very much like Greek. "Greek!" said the justice, "why 'tis all writing." "No," says the other, "I don't positively say it is so: for it is a very long time since I have seen any Greek. There's one," says he, turning to the parson of the parish, who was present, "will tell us immediately." The parson taking up the book, and putting on his spectacles and gravity toge ther, muttered some words to himself, and then pronounced aloud-" Ay, indeed, it is a Greek manuscript, a very fine piece of antiquity. I make no doubt but it was stolen from the same clergyman from whom the rogue took the eassock." What did the rascal mean by his Æschylus?" says the justice. "Pooh!" answered the doctor, with a contemptuous grin, “do you think that fellow knows any thing of this book? Eschylus! ho! ho! ho! I see now what it is—A manuscript of one of the fathers. I know a nobleman who would give a great deal of money for such a piece of antiquity.-Ay, ay-question and answer. The beginning is the catechism in Greek. -Ay,-ay,-Pollaki toi-What's your name?" -"Ay, what's your name?" says the justice to Adams, who answered, "It is Eschylus, and I will maintain it."-" O, it is?" says the justice; "make Mr Eschylus his mittimus. I will teach you to banter me with a false name." One of the company having looked stedfastly at Adams, asked him, if he did not know Lady Booby? Upon which Adams, presently calling him to mind, answered in a rapture, "O, Squire, are you there? I believe you will inform his worship I am innocent." "I can indeed, say," replied the squire," that I am very much surprised to see you in this situation;" and then addressing himself to the justice, he said, "Sir, I assure you, Mr Adams is a clergyman as he appears, and a gentleman of a very good character. I wish you would inquire a little farther into this affair; for I am convinced of his innocence." "Nay," says the justice, "if he is a genleman, and you are sure he is innocent, I don't desire to commit him, not I; I will commit the woman by herself, and take your bail for the gentleman. Look into the book, clerk, and see how it is to take bail; come and make the mittimus for the woman as fast as you can." "Sir," cries Adams, " I assure you she is as innocent as myself." "Perhaps," said the squire, "there may be some mistake; pray let us hear Mr Adams's relation." "With all my heart." answered the justice, "and give the gentleman a glass to whet his whistle before he begins. I know how to behave myself to gentlemen as well as another. Nobody can say I have committed a gentleman, since I have been in the commission." Adams then began the narrative, in which, though he was very prolix, he was uninterrupted, unless by several hums and ha's of the justice, and his desire to repeat those parts which seemed to him most material. When he had finished, the justice, who, on what the squire had said, believed every syllable of his story on his bare affirmation, notwithstanding the depositions on oath to the contrary, began to let loose several rogues and rascals against the witness, whom he ordered to stand forth, but in vain: the said witness, long since finding what turn matters were like to take, had privily withdrawn, without attending the issue. The justice now flew into a violent passion, and was hardly prevailed with not to commit the innocent fellows, who had been imposed on as well as himself. He swore, they had best find out the fellow who was guilty of perjury, and bring him before him within two days, or he would bind them all over to their good behaviour. They all promised to use their best endeavours to that purpose, and were dismissed. Then the justice insisted, that Mr Adams should sit down and take a glass with him; and the parson of the parish delivered him back the manuscript without saying a word: nor would Adams, who plainly discerned his ignorance, expose it. As for Fanny, she was, at her own request, recom mended to the care of a maid-servant of the house, who helped her to new dress, and clean herself. com The company in the parlour had not been long seated, before they were alarmed with a horrible uproar from without, where the persons who had apprehended Adams and Fanny had been regaling, according to the custom of the house, with the justice's strong beer. These were all fallen together by the ears, and were cuffing each other without any mercy. The justice himself sallied out, and with the dignity of his presence soon put an end to the fray. On his return into the parlour, he reported, that the occasion of the quarrel was no other than a dispute, to whom, if Adams had been convicted, the greater share of the reward for apprehending him had belonged. All the company laughed at this, except Adams, who, taking his pipe from his mouth, fetched a deep groan, and said, he was concerned to see so litigious a temper in men. That he remembered a story something like it in one of the parishes where his cure lay: "There was," continued he, “ petition between three young fellows for the place of the clerk, which I disposed of to the best of my abilities, according to merit: that is, I gave it to him who had the happiest knack at setting a psalm. The clerk was no sooner established in his place, than a contention began between the two disappointed candidates concerning their excellence, each contending on whom, had the two been the only competitors, my election would have fallen. This dispute frequently disturbed the congregation, and introduced a discord into the psalmody, till I was forced to silence them both. But, alas! the litigious spirit could not be stifled; and being no longer able to vent itself in singing, it now broke forth in fighting. It produced many battles, (for they were very near a match) and I believe would have ended fatally, had not the death of the clerk given me an opportunity to promote one of them to his place, which presently put an end to the dispute, and entirely reconciled the contending parties." Adams then proceeded to make some philosophical observations on the folly of growing warm in disputes, in which neither party was interested. He then applied himself vigorously to smoaking, and a long silence ensued, which was at length broke by the justice, who began to sing forth his own praises, and to value himself exceedingly on his nice discernment in the cause which had lately been before him. He was quickly interrupted by Mr Adams, between whom and his worship a dispute now arose, whether he ought not, in strictness of law, to have committed him, the said Adams; in which the latter maintained he ought to have been committed, and the justice as vehemently hold he ought not. This had most probably produced a quarrel, (for both were very violent and positive in their opinions) had not Fanny |