much greater; for I was high-mettled, had a violent flow of animal spirits, was a little ambitious, and extremely amorous.

"I had not long contracted an intimacy with Sir George, before I became a partaker of all his pleasures; and when I was once entered on that scene, neither my inclination nor my spirit would suffer me to play an under-part. I was second to none of the company in any acts of debauchery; nay, I soon distinguished myself so notably in all riots and disorders, that my name generally stood first in the roll of delinquents; and instead of being lamented as the unfortunate pupil of Sir George, I was now accused as the person who had misled and debauched that hopeful young gentleman; for though he was the ringleader and promoter of all mischief, he was never so considered. I fell at last under the censure of the vice-chancellor, and very narrow ly escaped expulsion.

"You will easily believe, sir, that such a life as I am now describing must be incompatible with my further progress in learning; and that in proportion as I addicted myself more and more to loose pleasure, I must grow more and more remiss in application to my studies. This was truly the consequence; but this was not all. My expences now greatly exceeded not only my former income, but those additions which I extorted from my poor generous father, on pretences of sums being necessary for preparing for my approaching degree of bachelor of arts. These demands, however, grew at last so frequent and exorbitant, that my father, by slow degrees, opened his ears to the accounts which he received from many quarters of my present behaviour, and which my mother failed not to echo very faithfully and loudly; adding, "Ay, this is the fine gentleman, the scholar, who doth so much honour to his family, and is to be the making of it. I thought what all this learning would come to. He is to be the ruin of us all, I find, after his elder brother hath been denied necessaries for his sake, to perfect his education forsooth, for which he was to pay us such interest. I thought what the interest would come to;" with much more of the same kind; but I have, I believe, satisfied you with this taste.

"My father, therefore, began now to return remonstrances, instead of money, to my demands, which brought my affairs perhaps a little sooner to a crisis; but had he remitted me his whole income, you will imagine it could have sufficed a very short time to support one who kept pace with the expences of Sir George Gresham.

"It is more than possible, that the distress I was now in for money, and the impracticability of going on in this manner, might have restored me at once to my senses and to my studies, had I opened my eyes before I became involved in debts, from which I saw no hopes of ever extricating myself. This was indeed the great art

of Sir George, and by which he accomplished the ruin of many, whom he afterwards laughed at as fools and coxcombs, for vying, as he called it, with a man of his fortune. To bring this about, he would now and then advance a little money himself, in order to support the credit of the unfortunate youth with other people; till, by means of that very credit, he was irretrievably undone.

"My mind being, by these means, grown as desperate as my fortune, there was scarce a wickedness which I did not meditate, in order for my relief. Self-murder itself became the subject of my serious deliberation; and I had certainly resolved on it, had not a more shameful, though perhaps less sinful thought, expelled it from my head."-Here he hesitated a moment, and then cried out, "I protest so many years have not washed away the shame of this act, and I shall blush while I relate it."-Jones desired him to pass over any thing that might give him pain in the relation; but Partridge eagerly cried out, "O pray, sir, let us hear this; I had rather hear this than all the rest; as I hope to be saved, I will never mention a word of it." Jones was going to rebuke him, but the stranger prevented it, by proceeding thus :-"I had a chum, a very prudent, frugal young lad, who, though he had no very large allowance, had by his parsimony heaped up upwards of forty gui neas, which I knew he kept in his escrutoire. I took therefore an opportunity of purloining his key from his breeches pocket while he was asleep, and thus made myself master of all his riches. After which I again conveyed his key into his pocket, and counterfeiting sleep, though I never once closed my eyes, lay in bed till after he arose and went to prayers, an exercise to which I had long been unaccustomed.

Timorous thieves, by extreme caution, of ten subject themselves to discoveries, which those of a bolder kind escape. Thus it happened to me; for had I boldly broke open his escrutoire, I had, perhaps, escaped even his suspicion; but as it was plain that the person who robbed him had possessed himself of his key, he had no doubt, when he first missed his money, but that his chum was certainly the thief. Now, as he was of a fearful disposition, and much my inferior in strength, and, I believe, in courage, he did not dare to confront me with my guilt, for fear of worse bodily consequences which might happen to him. He repaired, therefore, immediately to the vice-chancellor, and, upon swearing to the robbery, and to the circumstances of it, very easily obtained a warrant against one who had now so bad a character through the whole university.

"Luckily for me I lay out of the college the next evening; for that day I attended a young lady in a chaise to Whitney, where we staid all night; and in our return the next morning to

Oxford, I met one of my cronies, who acquainted me with sufficient news concerning myself to make me turn my horse another way."

"Pray, sir, did he mention any thing of the warrant?" said Partridge. But Jones begged the gentleman to proceed, without regarding any impertinent questions; which he did as follows. "Having now abandoned all thoughts of returning to Oxford, the next thing which offered itself was a journey to London. I imparted this intention to my female companion, who at first remonstrated against it; but upon producing my wealth, she immediately consented. We then struck across the country into the great Cirencester road, and made such haste, that we spent the next evening (save one) in London. "When you consider the place where I now was, and the company with whom I was, you will, I fancy, conceive that a very short time brought me to an end of that sum, of which I had so iniquitously possessed myself.

"I was now reduced to a much higher degree of distress than before; the necessaries of life began to be numbered among my wants; and what made my case still the more grievous was, that my paramour, of whom I was now grown immoderately fond, shared the same distresses with myself. To see a woman you love in distress, to be unable to relieve her, and at the same time to reflect that you have brought her into this situation, is, perhaps, a curse of which no imagination can represent the horrors to those who have not felt it."-" I believe it from my soul," cries Jones; "and I pity you from the bottom of my heart."-He then took two or three disorderly turns about the room, and at last begged pardon, and flung himself into his chair, crying, "I thank Heaven I have escaped that.'

"This circumstance," continued the gentleman, "so severely aggravated the horrors of my present situation, that they became absolutely intolerable. I could with less pain endure the raging of my own natural unsatisfied appetites, even hunger or thirst, than I could submit to leave ungratified the most whimsical desires of a woman on whom I so extravagantly doated, that though I knew she had been the mistress of half my acquaintance, I firmly intended to marry her. But the good creature was unwilling to consent to an action which the world might think so much to my disadvantage. And as possibly she compassionated the daily anxieties which she must have perceived me suffer on her account, she resolved to put an end to my distress. She soon indeed found means to relieve me from my troublesome and perplexed situation: for while I was distracted with various inventions to supply her with pleasures, she very kindly betrayed me to one of her former lovers at Oxford, by whose care and diligence I was immediately apprehended and committed to gaol.

"Here I first began seriously to reflect on the miscarriages of my former life; on the errors I

had been guilty of; on the mifortunes which I had brought on myself; and on the grief which I must have occasioned to one of the best of fathers. When I added to all these the perfidy of my mistress, such was the horror of my mind, that life, instead of being longer desirable, grew the object of my abhorrence; and I could have gladly embraced death, as my dearest friend, if it had offered itself to my choice unattended by shame.

"The time of the assizes soon came, and I was removed by Habeas Corpus to Oxford, where I expected certain conviction and condemnation; but, to my great surprise, none appeared against me, and I was, at the end of the sessions, discharged for want of prosecution. In short, my chum had left Oxford; and whether from indolence, or from what other motive, I am ignorant, had declined concerning himself any farther in the affair.”

"Perhaps," cries Partridge, "he did not care to have your blood upon his hands, and he was in the right on't. If any person was to be hanged upon my evidence, I should never be able to lie alone afterwards, for fear of seeing his ghost."

"I shall shortly doubt, Partridge,” said Jones, "whether thou art more brave or wise."-" You may laugh at me, sir, if you please," answered Partridge: "but if you will hear a very short story which I can tell, and which is most certainly true, perhaps you may change your opinion. In the parish where I was bornHere Jones would have silenced him; but the stranger interceded that he might be permitted to tell his story, and in the mean time promised to recollect the remainder of his own.

Partridge then proceeded thus. "In the parish where I was born there lived a farmer whose name was Bridle, and he had a son named Francis, a good hopeful young fellow: I was at the grammar-school with him, where I remember he was got into Ovid's Epistles, and he could construe you three lines together sometimes without looking into a dictionary. Besides all this, he was a very good lad, never missed church o' Sundays, and was reckoned one of the best psalm-singers in the whole parish. He would indeed now and then take a cup too much, and that was the only fault he had."—" Well, but come to the ghost," cries Jones.-"Never fear, sir, I shall come to him soon enough," answered Partridge.—" You must know then, that Farmer Bridle lost a mare, a sorrel one, to the best of my remembrance; and so it fell out, that tlis young Francis shortly afterward being at a fair at Hindon, and, as I think, it was on - I can't remember the day; and being as he was, what should he happen to meet but a man upon his father's mare. Frank called out presently, stop thief; and it being in the middle of the fair, it was impossible, you know, for the man to make his escape. So they apprehended him, and carried him before the justice; I remember it was

Justice Willoughby of Noyle, a very worthy good gentleman, and he committed him to prison, and bound Frank in a recognizance, I think they call it, a hard word, compounded of re and cognosco; but it differs in its meaning from the use of the simple, as many other compounds do. Well, at last came down my Lord Justice Page to hold the assizes, and so the fellow was had up, and Frank was had up as a witness. To be sure I shall never forget the face of the judge, when he began to ask him what he had to say against the prisoner. He made poor Frank tremble and shake in his shoes. " Well, you fellow," says my lord, "what have you to say? Don't stand humming and hawing, but speak out;" but however he soon turned altogether as civil to Frank, and began to thunder at the fellow; and when he asked him if he had any thing to say for himself, the fellow said, he had found the horse. 66 Ay," answered the judge, "thou art a lucky fellow; I have travelled the circuit these forty years, and never found a horse in my life: but I'll tell thee what, friend, thou wast more lucky than thou didst know of; for thou didst not only find a horse, but a halter too, I promise thee."

To be sure I shall never forget the word. Upon which every body fell a laughing, as how could they help it? Nay, and twenty other jests he made, which I can't remember now. There was something about his skill in horse-flesh, which made all the folks laugh. To be certain the judge must have been a very brave man, as well as a man of much learning. It is indeed charming sport to hear trials upon life and death. One thing I own I thought a little hard, that the prisoner's counsel was not suffered to speak for him, though he desired only to be heard one very short word; but my lord would not hearken to him, though he suffered a counsellor to talk against him for above half an hour. I thought it hard, I own, that there should be so many of them, my lord, and the court, and the jury, and the counsellors, and the witnesses, all upon one poor man, and he too in chains. Well, the fellow was hanged, as to be sure it could be no otherwise, and poor Frank could never be easy about it. He never was in the dark alone, but he fancied he saw the fellow's spirit."-"Well, and is this thy story?" cries Jones." No, no," answered Fartridge; "O Lord, have mercy upon me! I am just now coming to the matter; for one night, coming from the alehouse in a long narrow dark lane, there he ran directly up against him, and the spirit was all in white, and fell upon Frank; and Frank, who is a sturdy lad, fell upon the spirit again, and there they had a tussel together, and poor Frank was dreadfully beat indeed he made a shift at last to crawl home; but what with the beating, and what with the fright, he lay ill above a fortnight. And all this is most certainly true, and the whole parish will bear witness to it."

The stranger smiled at this story, and Jones burst into a loud fit of laughter, upon which

Partridge cried, "Ay, you may laugh, sir, and so did some others, particularly a squire, who is thought to be no better than an atheist; who, forsooth, because there was a calf with a white face found dead in the same lane the next morning, would fain have it, that the battle was between Frank and that, as if a calf would set upon a man. Besides, Frank told me, he knew it to be a spirit, and could swear to him in any court in Christendom, and he had not drank above a quart or two, or such a matter of liquor at the time. Lud have mercy upon us, and keep us all from dipping our hands in blood, I say."

"Well, sir," said Jones to the stranger, "Mr Partridge hath finished his story, and I hope will give you no future interruption, if you will be so kind to proceed."-He then resumed his narration; but as he hath taken breath for a while, we think it proper to give it to our reader, and shall therefore put an end to this chapter.

CHAP. XII.

In which the Man of the Hill continues his History.

"I HAD now regained my liberty," said the stranger, "but I had lost my reputation; for there is a wide difference between the case of a man who is barely acquitted of a crime in a court of justice, and of him who is acquitted in his own heart, and in the opinion of the people. I was conscious of my guilt, and ashamed to look any one in the face, so resolved to leave Oxford the next morning, before the daylight discovered me to the eyes of any beholders.

"When I had got clear of the city, it first entered into my head to return home to my father, and endeavour to obtain his forgiveness; but as I had no reason to doubt his knowledge of all which had past, and as I was well assured of his great aversion to all acts of dishonesty, I could entertain no hopes of being received by him, especially since I was too certain of all the good offices in the power of my mother: nay, had my father's pardon been as sure as I conceived his resentment to be, I yet question whether I could have had the assurance to behold him, or whether I could, upon any terms, have submitted to live and converse with those who, I was convinced, knew me to have been guilty of so base an action.

"I hastened therefore back to London, the best retirement of either grief or shame, unless for persons of a very public character; for here you have the advantage of solitude without its disadvantage, since you may be alone and in company at the same time; and while you walk or sit unobserved, noise, hurry, and a constant succession of objects, entertain the mind, and prevent the spirits from preying on themselves, or rather on grief or shame, which are the most unwholesome diet in the world, and on which

(though there are many who never taste either but in public) there are some who can feed very plentifully and very fatally when alone.

"But as there is scarce any human good without its concomitant evil, so there are people who find an inconvenience in this unobserving temper of mankind; I mean persons who have no money for as you are not put out of countenance, so neither are you clothed or fed by those who do not know you; and a man may be as easily starved in Leadenhall market, as in the deserts of Arabia.

"It was at present my fortune to be destitute of that great evil, as it is apprehended to be by several writers, who I suppose were overbur thened with it, namely, money."-" With submission, sir," said Partridge, "I do not remember any writers who have called it malorum; but irritamenta malorum. Effodiuntur opes ir ritamenta malorum."-" Well, sir," continued the stranger, "whether it be an evil, or only the cause of an evil, I was entirely void of it, and at the same time of friends, and, as I thought, of acquaintance; when one evening as I was passing through the Inner Temple, very hungry, and very miserable, I heard a voice on a sudden hailing me with great familiarity by my Christian name; and upon my turning about, I presently recollected the person who so saluted me, to have been my fellow collegiate; one who had left the university above a year, and long before any of my misfortunes had befallen me. This gentleman, whose name was Watson, shook me heartily by the hand, and, expressing great joy at meeting me, proposed our immediately drinking a bottle together. I first declined the proposal, and pretended business; but as he was very earnest and pressing, hunger at last overcame my pride, and I fairly confessed to him I had no money in my pocket; yet not without framing a lie for an excuse, and imputing it to my having changed my breeches that morning. Mr Watson answered, I thought, Jack, you and I had been too old acquaintance for you to mention such a matter.' He then took me by the arm, and was pulling me along; but I gave him very little trouble, for my own inclinations pulled me much stronger than he could do.

"We then went into the Friars, which you know is the scene of all mirth and jollity. Here when we arrived at the tavern, Mr Watson applied himself to the drawer only, without taking the least notice of the cook; for he had no suspicion but that I had dined long since. However, as the case was really otherwise, I forged another falsehood, and told my companion, I had been at the further end of the city on business of consequence, and had snapt up a mutton chop in haste; so that I was again hungry, and wished he would add a beef-steak to his bottle."-" Some people," cries Partridge, "ought to have good memories; or did you find just money enough in your breeches to pay for the

mutton chop ?"-" Your observation is right," answered the stranger, " and I believe such blunders are inseparable from all dealing in untruth.-But to proceed-I began now to feel myself extremely happy. The meat and wine soon revived my spirits to a high pitch, and I enjoyed much pleasure in the conversation of my old acquaintance, the rather as I thought him entirely ignorant of what had happened at the university since his leaving it.

"But he did not suffer me to remain long in this agreeable delusion; for taking a bumper in one hand, and holding me by the other, Here, my boy,' cries he, here's wishing you joy of your being so honourably acquitted of that affair laid to your charge.' I was thunderstruck with confusion at those words, which Watson observing, proceeded thus,- Nay, never be ashamed, man; thou hast been acquitted, and no one now dares call thee guilty. But prithee do tell me, who am thy friend, I hope thou didst really rob him; for rat me if it was not a meritorious action to strip such a sneaking pitiful rascal, and instead of the two hundred guineas, I wish you had taken as many thousands. Come, come, my boy, don't be shy of confessing to me, you are not now to be brought before one of the pimps. D-n me, if I don't honour you for it; for, as I hope for salvation, I would have made no manner of scruple of doing the same thing.'

"This declaration a little relieved my abashment, and as the wine had now somewhat opened my heart, I very freely acknowledged the robbery, but acquainted him that he had been misinformed as to the sum taken, which was little more than a fifth part of what he had mentioned.

"I am sorry for it with all my heart,' quoth he, and I wish thee better success another time. Though, if you would take my advice, you shall have no occasion to run any such risk. Here,' said he, (taking some dice out of his pocket,) here's the stuff; here are the implements; here are the little doctors which cure the distempers of the purse. Follow but my counsel, and I will shew you a way to empty the pocket of a queer cull, without any danger of the nubbing cheat.'

Nubbing cheat," cries Partridge, "pray, sir, what is that?"

"Why, that, sir," says the stranger," is a cant phrase for the gallows; for as gamesters differ little from highwaymen in their morals, so do they very much resemble them in their language.

"We had now each drank our bottle, when Mr Watson said, the board was sitting, and that he must attend, earnestly pressing me, at the same time, to go with him and try my fortune. I answered, he knew that was at present out of my power, as I had informed him of the emptiness of my pocket. To say the truth, I doubted not, from his many strong expressions of

happen to us for our folly in running away so by night from one of the most excellent inns I ever set my foot into. I am sure I never saw more good things in my life, and the greatest lord in the land cannot live better in his own house than he may there. And to forsake such a house, and goa-rambling about the country, the Lord knows whither, per devia rura viarum! I say nothing for my part, but some people might not have charity enough to conclude we were in our sober senses. -"Fy upon it, Mr Partridge," says Jones; "have a better heart; consider you are going to face an enemy, and are you afraid of facing a little cold? I wish, indeed, we had a guide to advise which of these roads we should take."-" May I be so bold," says Partridge, "to offer my advice? interdum stultus opportuna loquitur."—" Why, which of them," cries Jones, "would you recommend ?"-" Truly neither of them," answered Partridge. "The only road we can be certain of finding is the road we came. A good hearty pace will bring us back to Gloucester in an hour; but if we go forward, the Lord Harry knows when we shall arrive at any place; for I see at least fifty miles before me, and no house in all the way.""You see, indeed, a very fair prospect," says Jones, "which receives great additional beauty from the extreme lustre of the moon. How ever, I will keep the left-hand track, as that seems to lead directly to those hills, which we were informed lie not far from Worcester. And here, if you are inclined to quit me, you may, and return back again; but, for my part, I am resolved to go forward."

"It is unkind in you, sir," says Partridge, to suspect me of any such intention. What I have advised hath been as much on your account as my own; but since you are determined to go on, I am as much determined to follow.

I

præ, sequar te."

They now travelled some miles without speaking to each other, during which suspence of discourse Jones often sighed, and Benjamin groaned as bitterly, though from a very different reason. At length Jones made a full stop, and turning about, cries, "Who knows, Partridge, but the loveliest creature in the universe may have her eyes now fixed on that very moon which I behold at this instant ?"-" Very likely, sir," answered Partridge; " and if my eyes were fixed on a good sirloin of roast beef, the devil might take the moon and her horns into the bargain." -"Did ever Tramontane make such an answer?" cries Jones. "Prithee, Partridge, wast thou ever susceptible of love in thy life, or hath time worn away all the traces of it from thy memory?"—" Alack-a-day," cries Partridge, "well would it have been for me if I had never known what love was. Infandum, regina, jubes renovare dolorem. I am sure I have tasted all the tenderness and sublimities, and bitternesses of the passion.”—“ Was your mistress unkind

then?" said Jones.-"Very unkind indeed, sir," answered Partridge; " for she married me, and made one of the most confounded wives in the world. However, Heaven be praised, she is gone; and if I believed she was in the moon, according to the book I once read, which teaches that to be the receptacle of departed spirits, I would never look at it for fear of seeing her; but I wish, sir, that the moon was a looking-glass for your sake, and that Miss Sophia Western was now placed before it."- My dear Partridge," cries Jones, "what a thought was there! a thought which I am certain could never have entered into any mind but that of a lover. O Partridge, could I hope once again to see that face; but, alas! all those golden dreams are vanished for ever, and my only refuge from future misery is to forget the object of all my former happiness." -"And do you really despair of ever seeing Miss Western again?" answered Partridge: "it you will follow my advice, I will engage you shall not only see her, but have her in your arms."-" Ha! do not awaken a thought of that nature," cries Jones; "I have struggled sufficiently to conquer all such wishes already.""Nay," answered Partridge, "if you do not wish to have your mistress in your arms, you are a most extraordinary lover indeed."-"Well, well," says Jones, "let us avoid this subject; but pray what is your advice?"-" To give it you in the military phrase then," says Partridge,

as we are soldiers,-To the right about. Let us return the way we came, we may yet reach Gloucester to-night, though late, whereas, if we proceed, we are likely, for aught I see, to ramble about for ever without coming either to house or home."-"I have already told you my resolution is to go on," answered Jones; "but I would have you go back. I am obliged to you for your company hither; and I beg you to accept a guinea as a small instance of my gratitude. Nay, it would be cruel in me to suffer you to go any farther; for, to deal plainly with you, my chief end and desire is a glorious death in the service of my king and country."-" As for your money," replied Partridge, "I beg, sir, you will put it up; I will receive none of you at this time; for at present I am, I believe, the richer man of the two. And as your resolution is to go on, so mine is to follow you if you do. Nay, now my presence appears absolutely necessary to take care of you, since your intentions are so desperate; for I promise you my views are much more prudent; as you are resolved to fall in battle if you can, so I am resolved as firmly to come to no hurt, if I can help it. And indeed I have the comfort to think there will be but little danger; for a Popish priest told me the other day, the business would soon be over, and he believed without a battle." A popish priest," cries Jones, "I have heard, is not always to be believed when he speaks in behalf of his religion."-" Yes, but so far," answered the