However, I was refolved to bring the difcourfe flily about: Mrs. Dukes *, faid I, here's an ugly accident has happen'd out: 'Tis not that I value the money three fkips of a loufe +; But the thing I ftand upon is the credit of the house. 'Tis true, feven pounds four fhillings and fix pence makes a great hole in my wages: 40 Befides, as they fay, fervice is no inheritance in these Magestive Now, Mrs Dukes, you know, and every body under.. ftands, ca That tho' 'tis hard to judge, yet money can't go without hands. The devil take me, faid fhe (bleffing herfelf), if ever I faw't! So fhe roar'd like a Bedlam, as tho' I had call'd her alb to naught 45 So you know, what could I fay to her any more? Le'en left her, and came away as wife as I was before. Well, but then they would have had me gone to the cunning man! No, faid I'tis the fame thing, the chaplain will be here anon. So the chaplain I came in. Now the fervants fay he is my fweet-heart, 59 Because he's always in my chamber, and I always take his part. So, as the devil would have it, before I was aware, out I blunder'd, Parfen, faid I, can you caft a nativity, when a body's plunder'd? (Now you must know, he hates to be call'd parfon like the devil). Truly, fays he, Mrs Nab, it might become you to be more civil: 55 A fervant, wife to one of the footmen. An ufual faying of hers. . The author. If your money be gone, as a learned divine says, d'ye fee, You are no text for my handling; so take that from me: I was never taken for a conjurer before, I'd have you to know. Lord! faid I, don't be angry, I am sure I never thought you fo; You know I honour the cloth; I defign to be a parfon's wife; 60 I never took one in your coat for a conjurer in all my life. With that he twisted his girdle at me like a rope, as who should say, Now you may go hang yourself for me, and fo went away. Well I thought I fhould have fwoon'd. Lord! faid I, what fhall I do? I have lost my money, and shall lofe my true love too. Then my Lord call'd me: Harry ", faid my Lord, don't cry, 66 I'll give you fomething towards thy lofs: and fays my Lady, fo will I." Oh! but, faid I, what if, after all, my chaplain won't come to? For that, he faid (an't please your Excellencies), I must petition you. The premiffes tenderly confider'd, I defire your Excellencies protection, 70 And that I may have a fhare in next Sunday's col lection; And, over and above, that I cies letter, may have your Excellen With an order for the chaplain aforefaid, or, instead of him, a better: And then your poor petitioner both night and day, fhall ever pray. A cant word of my Lord and Lady to Mrs Harris. 75 Lady Lady Betty Berkely, finding in the author's room some verfes unfinish'd, underwrit a stanza of her own, * with raillery upon him; which gave occafion to this ballad, written by the author in a counterfeit band, as if a third perfon had done it. Written in the year 1703. To the tune of The cutpurse. I. NCE on a time, as old ftories rehearfe, ONCE A friar would needs fhew his talent in Latin ; But was forely put to't in the midst of a verse, Because he could find no word to come pat in: Then all in the place He left a void space, And fo went to bed in a defperate cafe : When behold the next morning a wonderful riddle ! 5 Chorus. Let cenfuring critics then think what they lift on't; 10 Who would not write verfes with fuch an affiftant? IT. This put me the friar into an amazement: For he wifely confider'd it must be a sprite, That came thro' the key-hole, or in at the cafement; And it needs must be one that could both read and write : 15 • These verses are called, A ballad on the game of traffic, and may be found among the pofthumous poetry, vol. vii. Yet he did not know If it were friend or foe, Or whether it came from above or below: Howe'er, it was civil in angel or elf, For he ne'er could have fill'd it fo well of himself. zo Cho. Let cenfuring, &c. III. Even fo Mafter Doctor had puzzled his brains In making a ballad, but was at a stand: He had mix'd little wit with a great deal of pains; When he found a new help from invisible hand. 2.5 Then, good Doctor Swift, Pay thanks for the gift, For you freely, muft. own you were at a dead lift And, tho' fome malicious young fpirit did do't, You may know by the hand it had no cloven foot. Cho. Let cenfuring, &c. Built from the ruins of Whitehall that was burnt. IN Written in the year 1706. N times of old, when time was young, T .5 10 A lyric ode would slate; a catch 20 25 30 35 40 And as a poet, he has skill To build in fpeculation fill. Great Jove! he cry'd, the art restore G3 Houfe, family. |