Yet round the world the blade has been 2. Two travellers of such a cast, 3. "A stranger animal," cries one, 4. "Hold there," the other quick replies, And warm'd it in the sunny ray; 5. 66 I've seen it, Sir, as well as you, At leisure I the beast survey'd 6. ""Tis green, 'tis green, Sir, I assure ye❞— "Green!" cries the other, in a fury— Why, Sir-d'ye think I've lost my eyes!" 7. So high at last the contest rose, And begg'd he'd tell 'em if he knew, 8. "Sirs," cries the umpire, "cease your pother- "And I'll be sworn that when you've seen If 9. "Well then, at once to ease your doubt," LESSON LXVII. The Country Bumpkin and Razor seller.-P. PINDAR 1. A FELLOW, in a market-town, Most musical, cried razors up and down, And offer'd twelve for eighteen pence; Which, certainly, seem'd wond'rous cheap, And, for the money, quite a heap, That every man would buy, with cash and sense. 2. A country bumpkin the great offer heard; Poor Hodge,-who suffer'd by a broad black beard, 3. "No matter if the fellow be a knave, Provided that the razors shave; It certainly will be a monstrous prize." So home the clown, with his good fortune, went,- And quickly soap'd himself to ears and eyes. 4. Being well lather'd, from a dish or tub, Hodge now began, with grinning pain, to grubJust like a hedger cutting furze : 'Twas a vile razor!-then the rest he try'd,— All were impostors. "Ah!" Hodge sigh'd, "I wish my eighteen pence were in my purse." 5. In vain to chase his beard, and bring the graces, He cut and dug, and whin'd, and stamp'd, and swore; Brought blood, and danc'd, blasphem'd, and made wry faces And curs'd each razor's body, o'er and o'er. His muzzle, form'd of opposition stuff, 6. Hodge, in a passion, stretched his angry jaws, Not fit to scrape a hog." 7. Hodge sought the fellow-found him-and begun- 8. "Friend," quoth the razor-man, "I'm not a knave. Upon my soul, I never thought That they would shave." 9. "Not think they'd shave?" quoth Hodge, with wond'ring eyes And voice not much unlike an Indian yell, "What were they made for then, you dog?" he cries. "Made!" quoth the fellow, with a smile-" to sell" LESSON LXVIII. The Gascon Peasant and the Flies. 1. AT Neuchatel, in France, where they prepare There dwelt a farmer's wife, famed for her rare Where they were made, they were sold for the immense But as salt water made their charms increase, In England, the fixed rate was eighteen pence. 2. This damsel had, to keep her in her farm, And such a glutton when you came to feed him, (See the ballad) scarcely could exceed him. 3. One morn she had prepared a monstrous bowl And would'nt go to church (good careful soul) Which if they got, Like my Lord Salisbury, he heaved a sigh, 99 How I do envy you your lot." 3. Each moment did his appetite grow stronger; At length he could not bear it any longer, And, finding that the coast was clear, he quaffed Pronounced soo-a sous is of the value of a half penny. 5. Scudding from church, the farmer's wife But stood aghast, and could not, for her life, Until she summoned breath enough to utter And shortly, with a face of scarlet, Asking the when, and where, and how, and who 6. "The flies, you rogue !-the flies, you guttling dog! So out she bounced, and brought, with loud alarms, Who bore him to the Judge: a little prig With angry bottle nose, Like a red-cabbage-rose, While lots of white ones flourish'd on his wig. 7. Looking at once both stern and wise, Still the same dogged answers rise, 8. "Pshaw," quoth the Judge, half peevish, and half pompous, 66 Why you're non-compos; You should have watched the bowl, as she desired, And killed the flies, you stupid clown." "What, is it lawful then," the dolt inquired, "To kill the flies in this here town?" 9. "The man's a fool!-What question's this? Lawful! you booby,—to be sure it is : Vixen, a cross, quarrelsome woman. Gens d'Armes, guards. + Varlet, a scoundrel. |