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drew Jackson-which was the name of
the pup-Andrew Jackson would never
let on but what he was satisfied and hadn't
expected nothing else—and the bets being
doubled and doubled on the other side all
the time till the money was all up; and
then all of a sudden he would grab that
other dog jest by the j'int of his hind leg
and freeze to it-not chaw, you under-
stand, but only jest grip and hang on till
they throwed up the sponge, if it was a
year. Smiley always come out winner on
that pup, till he harnessed a dog once
that didn't have no hind legs, because
they'd been sawed off by a circular saw,
and when the thing had gone along far
enough, and the money was all up, and
he come to make a snatch for his pet
holt, he saw in a minute how he'd been
imposed on, and how the other dog had
him in the door, so to speak, and he
'peared surprised, and then he looked
sorter discouraged-like, and didn't try no
more to win the fight, and so he got
shucked out bad. He gave Smiley a look,
as much as to say his heart was broke,
and it was his fault for putting up a dog
that hadn't no hind legs for him to take
hold of, which was his main dependence
in a fight, and then he limped off a piece
and laid down and died. It was a good
pup, was that Andrew Jackson, and would
have made a name for hisself if he'd lived,
for the stuff was in him, and he had ge-
nius-I know it, because he hadn't had
no opportunities to speak of, and it don't
stand to reason that a dog could make
such a fight as he could under them cir-
cumstances if he hadn't no talent. It
always makes me feel sorry when I think
of that last fight of his'n and the way it
turned out.

and all right, like a cat. He got him up
so in the matter of catching flies, and
kept him in practice so constant, that
he'd nail a fly every time as far as he
could see him. Smiley said all a frog
wanted was education, and he could do
almost anything-and I believe him.
Why, I've seen him set Dan'l Webster
down here on this floor-Dan'l Web-
ster was the name of the frog-and sing
out, Flies, Dan'l, flies!" and quicker'n
you could wink he'd spring straight up
and snake a fly off'n the counter there,
and flop down on the floor again as solid
as a dab of mud, and fall to scratching
the side of his head with his hind foot as
indifferent as if he hadn't no idea he'd
been doin' any more'n any frog might do.
You never see a frog so modest and
straightfor'ard, for all he was so gifted.
And when it came to fair and square
jumping on a dead level, he could get
over more ground at one straddle than
any animal of his breed you ever see.
Jumping on a dead level was his strong
suit, you understand; and when it come
to that, Smiley would ante up money on
him as long as he had a red. Smiley wås
monstrous proud of his frog, and well he
might be, for fellers that had travelled
and been everywheres all said he laid over
any frog that ever they see.

Well, Smiley kept the beast in a little lattice box, and he used to fetch him down town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller-a stranger in the camp he was come across him with his box, and says:

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What might it be that you've got in the box?"

And Smiley says, sorter indifferent like, "It might be a parrot or it might be a canary, maybe, but it ain't—it's only just a frog.

And the feller took it, and looked at it careful, and turned it round this way and that, and says, "H'm-so 'tis. Well, what's he good for?"

Well," Smiley says, easy and careless, "he's good enough for one thing, I should judge-he can outjump any frog in Calaveras county.'

Well, thish-yer Smiley had rat-terriers, and chicken cocks, and tom-cats, and all them kind of things, till you couldn't rest, and you couldn't fetch nothing for him to bet on but he'd match you. He ketched a frog one day, and took him home, and said he calk'lated to edercate him; and so he never done nothing for three months but set in his back yard and learn that frog to jump. And you bet you he did learn him, too. He'd give The feller took the box again, and took him a little punch behind, and the next another long, particular look, and give it minute you'd see that frog whirling in the back to Smiley, and says, very deliberate, air like a doughnut-see him turn one" Well, I don't see no p'ints about that summerset, or maybe a couple, if he got frog that's any better'n any other frog.' a good start, and come down flat-footed Maybe you don't," Smiley says.

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"Maybe you understand frogs, and maybe you don't understand 'em; maybe you've had experience, and maybe you an't only a amature, as it were. Anyways, I've got my opinion, and I'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras county.

And the feller studied a minute, and then says, kinder sad like, "Well, I'm only a stranger here, and I an't got no frog; but if I had a frog I'd bet you.'

And then Smiley says, "That's all right -that's all right-if you'll hold my box a minute, I'll go and get you a frog. And so the feller took the box, and put up his forty dollars along with Smiley's, and set down to wait.

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don't weigh five pounds!" and turned him upside down, and he threw up a double handful of shot; and then he see how it was, and he was the maddest man. He set the frog down and took out after that feller, but he never ketched him.

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"Yes, we need a good lad," said the lawyer to a young applicant, and I think you will suit. Who do you live with?" With my dear ma." What does she do?" 'Prays and takes in washing. What will you do with your wages?" Give it all to dear ma for the missionary cause. "What do you do evenings? Read hymns and verses to dear ma. "And on Sundays?" "Attend Sundayschool. 'If you should find a nickel on the office floor, what should you spend it for?" "I would not spend it, for that would be sinful; I would restore it to the owner.' "When sent on an errand, would you stop to play marbles or wallop another boy?

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So he set there a good while thinking and thinking to hisself, and then he got the frog out and prized his mouth open, and took a teaspoon and filled him full of quail shot-filled him pretty near up to his chin-and set him on the floor. Smiley he went to the swamp, and slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog, and fetched him No, sir, for ma says that playing marbles in, and give him to this feller, and says: leads to gambling, and that our little fists Now, if you're ready, set him along-were never made to punch each other's side of Dan'l, with his fore-paws just even with Dan'l, and I'll give the word." Then fully and agonizingly good for the legal "Little boy, you are too fearhe says, "One-two-three-jump!" and profession. You should step right back him and the feller touched up the frogs into the middle of the Sunday-school from behind, and the new frog hopped library book, where you evidently came off, but Dan'l give a heave, and hysted from. We will endeavor to wrestle with up his shoulders-so-like a Frenchman, the stormy road before us without your but it wan't no use he couldn't budge; pious help. You he was planted as solid as an anvil, and he don't want me? retire." "You may 66 No. "Sure I couldn't no more stir than if he was anwouldn't suit you?" "Very." "Well, chored out. Smiley was a good deal surI'll go home and give the old woman fits! prised, and he was disgusted too, but he She stuck to it like bricks, and made me didn't have no idea what the matter was, learn all this guff. I knew you didn't want a measly little miff around the office, but she would have her own way. Sorry, boss; good-bye.' "Hold on; so you're a real live boy, after all?" 'I reckon." "We'll chance you. morrow at nine. Four dollars a week. Now go. I'm busy." That boy made a good lawyer.

of course.

The feller took the money and started away; and when he was going out at the door, he sorter jerked his thumb over his shoulder-this way-at Dan'l, and says again, very deliberate, "Well, I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.

Smiley he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long time, and at last he says, "I do wonder what in the nation that frog throw'd off for-I wonder if there an't something the matter with him-he pears to look mighty baggy, somehow. And he ketched Dan'l by the nap of the neck, and lifted him up and says, "Why, blame my cat's, if he

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A young but impecunious widow in Lancaster, Pa., makes no secret of her feelings towards a rich bachelor, who owns a large farm in the vicinity, She says she loves the ground he walks on, and perfectly adores the house he lives in.

ROB ROY.

I shall never forget the delightful sensation with which I exchanged the dark, smoky, smothering atmosphere of the Highland hut, in which we had passed the night so uncomfortably, for the refreshing fragrance of the morning air, and the glorious beams of the rising sun, which, from a tabernacle of purple and golden clouds, were darted full on such a scene of natural romance and beauty as had never before greeted my eyes. To the left lay the valley, down which the Forth wandered on its easterly course, surrounding the beautiful detached hill, with all its garland of woods. On the right, amid a profusion of thickets, knolls, and crags, lay the bed of a broad mountain lake, lightly curled into tiny waves by the breath of the morning breeze, each glittering in its course under the influence of the sunbeams. High hills, rocks and banks, waving with natural forests of birch and oak, formed the borders of this enchanting sheet of water; and, as their leaves rustled to the wind and twinkled in the sun, gave to the depth of solitude a sort of life and vivacity. Man alone seemed to be placed in a state of inferiority, in a scene where all the ordinary features of nature were raised and exalted. The miserable little bourocks, as the bailie termed them, of which about a dozen formed the village called the Clachan of Aberfoil, were composed of loose stones, cemented by clay instead of mortar, and thatched by turfs, laid rudely upon rafters formed of native and unhewn birches and oaks from the woods around. The roofs approached the ground so nearly, that Andrew Fairservice observed we might have ridden over the village, and never found out we were near it, unless our horses' feet had " gane through the riggin'.'

From all we could see, Mrs. M'Alpine's house, miserable as were the quarters it afforded, was still by far the best in the hamlet; and I dare say you will hardly find it much improved at the present day, for the Scotch are not a people who speedily admit innovation, even when it comes in the shape of improvement.

The inhabitants of these miserable dwellings were disturbed by the noise of our departure; and as our party of about twenty soldiers drew up in rank before

marching off, we were reconnoitred by many a beldame from the half-opened door of her cottage. As these sibyls thrust forth their gray heads, and showed their shrivelled brows, and long skinny arms, with various gestures, shrugs, and muttered expressions in Gaelic addressed to each other, my imagination recurred to the witches of Macbeth, and I imagined I read in the features of these cronies the malevolence of the weird sisters. The little children also, who began to crawl forth, some quite naked, and others very imperfectly covered with tatters of tartan stuff, clapped their tiny hands, and grinned at the English soldiers, with an expression of national hate and malignity which seemed beyond their years. I remarked particularly that there were no men, nor so much as a boy of ten or twelve years old, to be seen among the inhabitants of a village which seemed populous in proportion to its extent; and the idea certainly occurred to me, that we were likely to receive from them, in the course of our journey, more effectual tokens of ill-will than those which lowered on the visages, and dictated the murmurs, of the women and children.

It was not until we commenced our march that the malignity of the elder persons of the community broke forth into expressions. The last file of men had left the village, to pursue a small broken track, formed by the sledges in which the natives transported their peats and turfs, and which led through the woods that fringed the lower end of the lake, when a shrilly sound of female exclamation broke forth, mixed with the screams of children, the hooping of boys, and the clapping of hands with which the Highland dames enforce their_notes, whether of rage or lamentation. I asked Andrew, who looked as pale as death, what all this meant.

"I doubt we'll ken that ower sune,' said he. "Means? It means that the Highland wives are cursing and banning the red-coats, and wishing ill-luck to them, and ilka ane that ever spoke the Saxon tongue. I have heard wives flyte in England and Scotland-it's nae marvel to hear them flyte ony gate-but sic illscrapit tongues as thae Hieland carlines'— and sic grewsome wishes, that men should be slaughtered like sheep-and that they may lapper their hands to the elbows in

their hearts' blude-and that they suld dee the death of Walter Cuming of Guiyock, wha hadna as muckle o' him left thegither as would supper a messan-dogsic awsome language as that I ne'er heard out o' a human thrapple; and, unless the deil wad rise amang them to gie them a lesson, I thinkna that their talent at cursing could be amended. The warst o't is, they bid us aye gang up the loch, and see what we'll land in.

Adding Andrew's information to what I had myself observed, I could scarce doubt that some attack was meditated upon our party. The road, as we advanced, seemed to afford every facility for such an unpleasant interruption. At first it winded apart from the lake through marshy meadow ground, overgrown with copsewood; now traversing dark and close thickets which would have admitted an ambuscade to be sheltered within a few yards of our line of march; and frequently crossing rough mountain torrents, some of which took the soldiers up to the knees, and ran with such violence, that their force could only be stemmed by the strength of two or three men holding fast by each other's arms. It certainly appeared to me, though altogether unacquainted with military affairs, that a sort of half-savage warriors, as I had heard the Highlanders asserted to be, might, in such passes as these, attack a party of regular forces with great advantage. The bailie's good sense and shrewd observation had led him to the same conclusion, as I understood from his requesting to speak with the captain, whom he addressed, nearly in the following terms:- 'Captain, it's no to fleech ony favor out o' ye, for I scorn it-and it's under protest that I reserve my action and pleas of oppression and wrongs as imprisonment; but, being a friend to King George and his army, I take the liberty to speer-Dinna ye think ye might tak a better time to gang up this glen? If ye are seeking Rob Roy, he's kend to be better than half a hunder men strong when he's at the fewest and if he brings in the Glengyle folk, and the Glenfinlas and Balquidder lads, he may come to gie you your kail through the reek; and it's my sincere advice, as a king's friend, ye had better take back again to the Clachan, for thae women at Aberfoil are like the scarts and seamaws at the Cumries-there's aye foul weather follows the skirling.'

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"Make yourself easy, sir," replied Captain Thornton; "I am in the execu tion of my orders. And as you say you are a friend to King George, you will be glad to learn, that it is impossible that this gang of ruffians, whose license has disturbed the country so long, can escape the measures now taken to suppress them. The horse squadron of militia, commanded by Major Galbraith, is already joined by two or more troops of cavalry, which will occupy all the lower passes of this wild country; three hundred Highlanders, under the two gentlemen you saw at the inn, are in possession of the upper part, and various strong parties from the garrison are securing the hills and glens in different directions. Our last accounts of Rob Roy correspond with what this fellow has confessed, that, finding himself surrounded on all sides, he had dismissed the greater part of his followers, with the purpose either of lying concealed, or of making his escape through his superior knowledge of the passes."

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"I dinna ken,' said the bailie; "there's mair brandy than brains in Garschattachin's head this morning. And I wadna, an I were you, captain, rest my main dependence on the Hielandmen-hawks winna pike out hawks' een. They may quarrel amang themsells, and gie ilk ither ill names, and maybe a slash wi' a claymore, but they are sure to join in the lang run against a' civilized folk that wear breeks on their hinder ends, and hae purses in their pouches."

Apparently these admonitions were not altogether thrown away on Captain Thornton. He reformed his line of march, commanded his soldiers to unsling their firelocks and fix their bayonets, and formed an advanced and rear guard, each consisting of a non-commissioned officer and two soldiers, who received strict orders to keep an alert look-out. Dougal underwent another and very close examination, in which he steadfastly asserted the truth of what he had before affirmed; and being rebuked on account of the suspicious and dangerous appearance of the route by which he was guiding them, he answered with a sort of testiness that seemed very natural, "Her nainsell didna mak ta road and shentlemans likit grand roads, she suld hae pided at Glasco.

All this passed off well enough, and we resumed our progress.

Our route, though leading towards the lake, had hitherto been so much shaded by wood, that we only from time to time obtained a glimpse of that beautiful sheet of water. But the road now suddenly emerged from the forest ground, and, winding close by the margin of the loch, afforded us a full view of its spacious mirror, which now, the breeze having totally subsided, reflected in still magnificence the high, dark, heathy mountains, huge gray rocks, and shaggy banks, by which it is encircled. The hills now sunk on its margin so closely, and were so broken and precipitous, as to afford no passage except just upon the narrow line of the track which we occupied, and which was overhung with rocks, from which we might have been destroyed merely by rolling down stones, without much possibility of offering resistance. Add to this, that, as the road winded round every promontory and bay which indented the lake, there was rarely a possibility of seeing a hundred yards before us. Our commander appeared to take some alarm at the nature of the pass in which he was engaged, which displayed itself in repeated orders to his soldiers to be on the alert, and in many threats of instant death to Dougal, if he should be found to have led them into danger. Dougal received those threats with an air of stupid impenetrability, which might arise. either from conscious innocence, or from dogged resolution.

If shentlemens were seeking ta Red Gregarach," he said, "to be sure they couldna expect to find her without some wee danger."

Just as the Highlander uttered these words, a halt was made by the corporal commanding the advance, who sent back one of the file who formed it. to tell the captain that the path in front was occupied by Highlanders, stationed on a commanding point of particular difficulty. Almost at the same instant a soldier from the rear came to say, that they heard the sound of a bagpipe in the woods through which we had just passed. Captain Thornton, a man of conduct as well as courage, instantly resolved to force the pass in front, without waiting till he was assailed from the rear; and assuring his soldiers that the bagpipes which they heard were those of the friendly Highlanders who were advancing to their assistance, he

stated to them the importance of advancing and securing Rob Roy, if possible, before these auxiliaries should come up to divide with them the honor, as well as the reward which was placed on the head of this celebrated freebooter. He therefore ordered the rear-guard to join the centre, and both to close up to the advance, doubling his files, so as to occupy with his column the whole practicable part of the road, and to present such a front as its breadth admitted. Dougal, to whom he said in a whisper, "You dog, if you have deceived me you shall die for it!" was placed in the centre, between two grenadiers, with positive orders to shoot him if he attempted an escape. The same situation was assigned to us, as being the safest, and Captain Thornton, taking his half-pike from the soldier who carried it, placed himself at the head of his little detachment, and gave the word to march forward.

The party advanced with the firmness of English soldiers. Not so Andrew Fairservice, who was frightened out of his wits; and not so, if truth must be told, either the bailie or I myself, who, without feeling the same degree of trepidation, could not with stoical indifference see our lives exposed to hazard in a quarrel with which we had no concern. But there was neither time for remonstrance nor remedy.

We approached within about twenty yards of the spot where the advanced guard had seen some appearance of an enemy. It was one of those promontories which run into the lake, and round the base of which the road had hitherto winded in the manner I have described. In the present case, however, the path, instead of keeping the water's edge, scaled the promontory by one or two rapid zigzags, carried in a broken track along the precipitous face of a slaty gray rock, which would otherwise have been absolutely inaccessible. On the top of this rock, only to be approached by a road so broken, so narrow, and so precarious, the corporal declared he had seen the bonnets and long-barrelled guns of several mountaineers, apparently couched among the long heath and brushwood which crested the eminence. Captain Thornton ordered him to move forward with three files, to dislodge the supposed ambuscade, while at a more slow but steady pace he advanced to his support with the rest of his party.

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