Clearing Sale LADIES' TAILOR, 391 Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK, Will sell all his made-up Models at half cost, and to keep his large staff fully employed, will make up from date to Feb. 15th '92, all orders at reduced prices. Ladies will find a Large Stock of Imported Novelties to select from. FIRST SPORT: I played the races yesterday and I realize now what an awful fool I was. SECOND SPORT: Why don't you ring in a messenger boy and hire him to kick you for an hour or two? FIRST SPORT: I played the races yesterday.Somerville Journal. "CAN a man live on $1,000 a year in New York?" "He can if he has hospitable friends." Two old sports accustomed to catch the granger at poker are playing against one another. "I call you. What ye got?" Four aces." "What's yer outside card? myself."-Siftings. I've got four aces PLAYS PLAYS PLAYS· THE DEWITT PUBLISHING HOUSE 8 Per Cent. Net to both large and small Investors. FUN FOR 40 MINUTES TRUST & LOAN CO., Portland Ore. It tells you everything, and more, too. Rich and Poor may have it now as the price is now only 10 cents, with ་་ Printers Ink, that great authority on advertising, says: "A well-made advertise- " Iment placed in a humorous paper is like a "well-made hat. It wears well. Results" "are often obtained after your advertise- " "ment has been discontinued for months. 39 "A humorous paper never dies. It is read " "and re-read by all the members of a fami- " "ly, and visitors find pleasure in perusing" "its columns.' WHY NOT OWN AN ILLUSTRATED NEWSPAPER PICTORIAL WEEKLIES CO., 28 West 23d Street, New York. Mr. Gibbs, of the National Cash Register Co., says since publishing their own paper, "The Hustler," their business has increased 300 per cent. Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is the CATARRH Sold by druggists or sent by mail. 50c. E. T. Hazeltin, Warren, Pa. W.L. DOUGLAS $3.00 SHOE THE BEST SHOE THE WORLD For the money. Seamless shoe, without tacks or wax thread to hurt the feet; made of fine calf, stylish and easy. They equal hand-sewed costing from $4.00 to $5.00. $5.00 Genuine Hand-sewed, the finest calf shoe ever offered for $5.00; equals imported shoes which cost from $8.00 to $12.00. Hand-sewed Welt Shoe, fine calf, stylish, com$4.fortable and durable. The best shoe ever offered at this price; same grade as custom made shoes costing from $6.00 to $9 00. $3.ruthee; Farmers, Railroad Men and Letter Car riers all wear them; fine calf, seamless, smooth inside, 50 fine calf, $2.25 and $2.00 Workingman's are $2. very strong and durable. increasing sales show. Ladies' $3.00 Hand-sewed shoe, best Dongola, very stylish; equals French imported shoes costing Caution.-See that W. L. Douglas' name and price are stamped on the bottom of each shoe. TAKE NO SUB- A PROMINENT member of the Boston Camera Club recently entertained his friends with an exhibition of lantern pictures, representing the best phases of French art in painting and sculpture. Among the guests was a Mrs. G, a rare type of female loveliness, in her décolleté and sleeveless costume, and her pretty little five-year old daughter, Effie, also deeply interested in the exquisite pictures as they were thrown upon the screen. Effie was quietly sitting in her beautiful mother's lap, uttering not a sound, until Falconner's Cupid" gave way to Pradiers undraped female figure of "Vanity"-a lovely daughter of Eve facing the spectator in the attitude of arranging her heavy tresses. In an instant little Effie became alive, and, wildly clapping her hands in delight, she loudly exclaimed: Oh, look, look! There's mamma, there's mamma!" The effect upon the assembly was electrical, as every one had met and admired Mrs. G before the light had been turned down; but as it was too dark to see what happened, it is safe to assume that the enfant terrible was affectionately hugged, rather than spanked, by the parent so unexpectedly complimented.-Argonaut. 'YOU PUSH THE BRUSH, 66 WE DO THE REST!" " FOR HOMES, OFFICES, STORES, BANKS, Etc. PRICE BY EXPRESS, $2.00. Sent neatly packed NATIONAL SHOE REST CO., DETROIT, MICH. SALESMEN WANTED. KIRK'S SHANDON BELLS TOILET PIPER: I was playing some classic music at the party the other night at Snobbs', when the company suddenly stampeded. SMITH Why, where did they go? PIPER They went down into the kitchen to hear the cook sing Maggie Murphy's Home."-Yankee Blade. GREAT PUGILIST: Say, I want choo ter issue a challenge fer me ter fight that man, Plugugly, on de fust o' nex' mont'. See? HIS MANAGER: But he's got a fight on for that date. "Doncher s'pose I know dat? If he hadn't I wouldn't challenge him."-Boston News. NO OTHER LEAVES A DELICATE AND LASTING ODOR. For sale by all Drug and Fancy Goods Dealers or if mable to procure this wonderful soap send 25c in stamps and receive a cake by return mail. JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. SPECIAL-Shandon Bells Waltz (the popular Society Waltz) sent FREE to anyone sending u three wrannorarf Shandon Bells Soap. HAWKEYE NEW YORKCENTRAL The LEADING all-around Camera merica's Greatest Railroad." Uses regular Dry Plates which are sold everywhere, or Trans parent Film for 25 to 100 Pictures without reloading. Prices $15 to $50. WE DEVELOP AND FINISH THE PICTURES WHEN DESIRED. KAMARET, THE BLAIR CAMERA CO., Boston, Mass., also makers of the and other Photographic Apparatus. Branches: 208 State St., Chicago. 918 Arch St., Phila. Send for the I .....! D... D.-2 "Daylight” Kodaks. ~~ We have just perfected a new Kodak which can be loaded and emptied in daylight. This great improvement obviates the use of a dark-room which is required to change the load in any other camera. Other important improvements have been also embodied in the "Daylight" Kodaks. Prices $8.50, $15.00 and $25.00. Send for circulars. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, ROCHESTER, N. Y. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878. W. BAKER & Co.'s from which the excess of No Chemicals are used in its preparation. It has Sold by Grocers everywhere. Everything made of wood is varnished; some things well, and some ill Do you know the difference? We shall be glad to send you, free, the "People's Text- ntention is to help you avoid the losses that come MURPHY VARNISH COMPANY. Head Office: Newark, N. J. Little Girl (to boy who has been abusing brother): WHY DON'T YER PICK OUT A FELLER O' YER OWN SIZE WHEN YER FEELS LIKE HITTING ANYONE? DON'T YER COME NEAR ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOURSELF, FOR THOUGH I AIN'T MUCH ON THE FIGHT I'M A HUCKLEBERRY ON THE SCRATCH I CAN TELL YOU! Next year we shall make more lamps (the Pittsburgh) than this year-new factory. Even then we shall be behind the demand. Why do we advertise then? We want you to know that it Buy at PITTSBURGH BRASS COMPANY. LOWELL Lowell Carpets have been justly celebrated for more than half a century. To protect buyers from deception, the word Lowell is woven in capital letters at each repeat of the pattern in the back of LOWELL BRUSSELS AND WILTONS, The best quality, designs, and coloring. The popular Lowell Ingrains are wound on a hollow stick, made in two solid pieces, a patented U. S. trade-mark. CARPETS WOODBURY'S FACIAL SOAP For the Skin, Scalp and Complexion. The result of 20 years' experience. For sale at Druggists or sent by mail, 50c. A Sample Cake and 128 page Book on Dermatology and Beauty, Illustrated; on Skin, Scalp, Nervous and Blood Diseases and their treatment, sent sealed on receipt of 10c. also Disfigurements like Birth Marks, Moles, Warts, India Ink and Powder Marks, Scars, Pittings, Redness of Nose, Superfluous Hair, Pimples, &c., removed. JOHN H. WOODBURY, DERMATOLOGICAL INSTITUTE125 West 42nd Street, New York City. Consultation free, at office or by letter, Open 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Parisian Ladies GUERLAIN'S PERFUMES ||Ë old by PA |