KIND O' MIXED. Public Guardian: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Citizen: DAMFIKNOW. IT WASH WILSHON W'EN I LEF' HOME, LASHT NIGHT; SHEEMS SHO SHANGED I DUNNO WHO I AM NOW! BUT EV'YTHING NEARLY everybody knows Nicoll the Tailor's business is on a very large scale. -LARGEST IN THE WORLD We have busy stores in twenty principal cities - have had for a quarter century. We make to order garments at prices all can afford, garments that would cost to more anywhere else. Pants to order, $5 to $15. Suits to order, $20 to $50. Overcoats to order, $18 to $60. Over 2,000 fabrics to chooseselected fabrics, from the best home and foreign mills. Address the store nearest to you; often give good advice. Artists who use the Air Brush are getting rich, and recommend it very strongly. It is distinctively an art tool, and saves time and labor and increases the excellence of the work. Write for illustrated catalogue. It will interest you. AIR BRUSH MFG. CO., 124 NASSAU ST. ROCKFORD, ILL., U. S. A. LOWELL Lowell Carpets have been justly celebrated for more than half a century. To protect buyers from deception, the word Lowell is woven in capital letters at each repeat of the pattern in the back of LOWELL BRUSSELS AND WILTONS, The best quality, designs, and coloring. The popula Lowell Ingrains are wound on a hollow stick, made in swo solid pieces, a patented U. S. trade-mark. CARPETS The Shortest Line to Omaha is via the GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878. W. BAKER & CO.'S Breakfast Cocoa from which the excess of oil has been removed, Is absolutely pure and it is soluble. No Chemicals are used in its preparation. It has more than three times the strength of Cocoa mixed with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is therefore far more economical, costing less than one centa cup. It is delicious, nour. ishing, strengthening, EASILY DIGESTED, and admirably adapted for invalids as well as for persons in health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W.BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mass. 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