HOMEOPATHIC SOUP Take a robin's leg (Mind, the drumstick merely); Put it in a tub Filled with water nearly; Set it out of doors, (Three days if for a lady); Which may be made of tin Or any baser metal; Fill the kettle up, Set it on a boiling, Strain the liquor well, To prevent its oiling; One atom add of salt, For the thickening one rice kernel, Half an hour, no longer, (If 'tis for a man Of course you'll make it stronger). Should you now desire That the soup be flavoury, Stir it once around, Then three times a day If he chance to die, Say 'twas Nature did it : If he chance to live, Give the soup the credit. I suppose his wife thought it witty. CONSTANCY "May puppy dogs wag Their tails in front If ever I cease to love!" "May nice mince pies Be made of flies If ever I cease to love!" "May cross-eyed cats Go back on rats If ever I cease to love!" "May the Grand Duke Alexis Ride a blind mule to Texas If ever I cease to love!" Which, after all, is stronger than Zoe mou sas agapo. SOME HALLUCINATIONS He thought he saw an Elephant, He looked again, and found it was "At length I realise," he said, "The bitterness of Life!" He thought he saw a Buffalo His Sister's Husband's Niece. "Unless you leave this house," he said, "I'll send for the Police!" He thought he saw a Rattlesnake He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk He looked again, and found it was A Hippopotamus. "If this should stay to dine," he said, "There won't be much for us!" LEWIS CARROLL. Inimitable (successfully). THE DONG WITH A LUMINOUS NOSE When awful darkness and silence reign Through the long, long wintry nights; As they beat on the rocky shore; When storm-clouds brood on the towering heights Of the hills of the Chankly Bore, Then, through the vast and gloomy dark Slowly it wanders, pauses, creeps,— A light on the Bong-tree stems it throws. Cry, as the wild light passes along,— The wandering Dong through the forest goes!" Long years ago The Dong was happy and gay, Till he fell in love with a Jumbly girl Who came to those shores one day. Where the Oblong Oysters grow. And all the woods and the valleys rang With the Chorus they daily and nightly sang,- Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Happily, happily passed those days! For day and night he was always there Ever keeping his weary eyes on That pea-green sail on the far horizon,- As he sate all day on the grassy hill,- Are the lands where the Jumblies live; But when the sun was low in the west, Has quite gone out of my head!" Playing a pipe with silvery squeaks And he wove him a wondrous Nose,- With a bandage stout To prevent the wind from blowing it out; And with holes all round to send the light And now each night and all night long, He goes! He goes, The Dong with the luminous Nose!" Of interest to those who know and love the Jumblies. EDWARD LEAR. Snug in bed and snoring; Your hard heart imploring. Only say You'll have Mr. Brallaghan; Don't say nay, III I've got a pig and a sow, I've got a sty to sleep 'em And a cabin too, to keep 'em; An old grey mare to ride on, Which you may ride astride on. You'll be Mrs. Brallaghan; Don't say nay, Charming Judy Callaghan. 1 |