An' hustlin' drunken sodgers when they're goin' large a bit Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes," when the drums begin The drums begin to roll, my boys, etc. We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too, While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble There's trouble in the wind, my boys, etc. You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all: For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, But it's "Savior of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot; An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please; An' Tommy aint a bloomin' fool-you bet that Tommy "FUZZY WUZZY." (SOUDAN EXPEDITIONARY FORCE.) WE'VE fought with many men acrost the seas, The Paythan an' the Zulu an' Burmese; 'E squatted in the scrub an' 'ocked our 'orses, 'E cut our sentries up at Suakim, An' 'e played the cat an' banjo with our forces. So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Sowdan; We'll come an' 'ave a romp with you whenever you're inclined. 1 We took our chanst among the Kyber 'ills, An' a Zulu impi dished us up in style: Was pop to what the Fuzzy made us swaller; We 'eld our bloomin' own, the papers say, But man for man the Fuzzy knocked us 'oller. Then 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' the missis and the kid; 'E 'asn't got no papers of 'is own, 'E 'asn't got no medals nor rewards, So we must certify the skill 'e's shown In usin' of 'is long two-'anded swords : Will last a 'ealthy Tommy for a year. So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an' your friends which is no more, If we 'adn't lost some messmates we would 'elp you to deplore; 'E rushes at the smoke when we let drive, An', before we know, 'e's 'ackin' at our 'ead; 'E's all 'ot sand an' ginger when alive, An' 'e's generally shammin' when 'e's dead. 'E's a daisy, 'e's a ducky, 'e's a lamb! 'E's a injia-rubber idiot on the spree, So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Sowdan; You big black boundin' beggar for you bruk a British square. SOLDIER, SOLDIER. "SOLDIER, Soldier come from the wars, Why don't you march with my true love?" "We're fresh from off the ship, an' 'e's maybe give the slip. An' you'd best go look for a new love." New love! True love! Best go look for a new love, The dead they cannot rise, an' you'd better dry your eyes, "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, What did you see o' my true love?" "I see 'im serve the Queen in a suit o' rifle green, An' you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, Did ye see no more o' my true love?" "I see 'im runnin' by when the shots begun to fly — But you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, Did aught take 'arm to my true love?" "I couldn't see the fight, for the smoke it lay so whiteAn' you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, I'll up an' tend to my true love!" "'E's lying on the dead with a bullet through 'is 'ead, An' you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, I'll lie down an' die with my true love!" "The pit we dug 'll 'ide 'im an' twenty men beside 'im An' you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, Do you bring no sign from my true love?" "I bring a lock of 'air that 'e allus used to wear, An' you'd best go look for a new love." "Soldier, soldier come from the wars, O then I know it's true I've lost my true love!" "An' I tell you truth again - when you've lost the feel o' pain You'd best take me for your true love." True love! New love! Best take 'im for a new love. The dead they cannot rise, an' you'd better dry your eyes, THE SONS OF THE WIDOW. 'AVE you 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor There's 'er nick on the cavalry 'orses, There's 'er mark on the medical stores An' 'er troopers you'll find with a fair wind be'ind (Poor beggars!-barbarious wars!) The men an' the 'orses what makes up the forces (Poor beggars!- Victorier's sons!) Walk wide o' the Widow at Windsor, For 'alf o' creation she owns: We 'ave bought 'er the same with the sword an' the flame, An' we've salted it down with our bones. (Poor beggars!-it's blue with our bones!) Hands off o' the sons of the Widow, Hands off o' the goods in 'er shop, For the Kings must come down an' the Emperors frown (Poor beggars!- we're sent to say "Stop!") From the Pole to the Tropics it runs To the Lodge that we tile with the rank an' the file, (Poor beggars!-it's always them guns!) We 'ave 'eard o' the Widow at Windsor, For 'er sentries we stand by the sea an' the land (Poor beggars!-an' don't we get blown!) Take 'old o' the wings o' the mornin', An' flop round the earth till you're dead, But you won't get away from the tune that they play (Poor beggars! - it's 'ot over'ead!) (OUR ARMY IN THE EAST.) TROOPIN', troopin', troopin' to the sea: 'Ere's September come again the six-year men are free. Our ship is at the shore, An' you must pack your 'aversack, Ho, don't you grieve for me, My lovely Mary-Anne, For I'll marry you yit on a fourp'ny bit The Malabar in 'arbor with the Jumner at 'er tail, They'll turn us out at Portsmouth wharf in cold an' wet an' rain, Troopin', troopin' — winter's round again! See the new draf's pourin' in for the old campaign; Ho, you poor recruities, but you've got to earn your pay- Troopin', troopin', give another cheer 'Ere's to English women an' a quart of English beer; The Colonel an' the regiment an' all who've got to stay, Gawd's mercy strike 'em gentle - Whoop! we're goin' 'ome to-day. We're goin' 'ome, we're goin' 'ome, Our ship is at the shore, An' you must pack your 'aversack, For we won't come back no more. |